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Everyone need to eat and sleep. However, cats seem to have raised these mundane activities to an art form.

 

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.
 - Cleveland Amory

A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.
 - Arthur Bridges

A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
 - Evan Esar

A plate is distasteful to a cat, a newspaper still worse; they like to eat sticky pieces of meat sitting on a cushioned chair or a nice Persian rug.
 - Margaret Benson

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
 - Joseph Wood Krutch

If left to their own devices, felines tend to nap and nibble throughout the day and night, scarcely differentiating between the two.
 - Lynn Hollyn

I'm not one o' those as can see the cat i' the dairy, an' wonder what she's come after.
 - George Eliot

Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
 - Anonymous

Never will you get a better psychological subject than a hungry cat.
 - Dr. Edward Lee Thorndike

Some people see the glass as half empty, some as half full. I look for the cat who drank the water.
 - Anonymous

The real measure of a day's heat is the length of a sleeping cat.
 - Charles J. Brady

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
 - Anonymous

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a lot of ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
 - Joseph Wood Crutch

You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
 - Jane Pauley

 

 
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