People who love cats. People compared to cats.
Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists.
How could they be, with a cat running their lives?
- Dr. Louis J. Camuti
A man who was loved by 300 women singled me out to live with him. Why?
I was the only one without a cat.
- Elayne Boosler
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.
- Paul Gray
Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree
more confidence that the animal belongs to you.
- Alan Ayckbourn
Few people are mugwumps about the cat.
- William H. A. Carr
Forward women were made from cats, just as most virtuous, industrious
matrons were developed from beer.
- Anonymous
I have found my love of cats most helpful in understanding women.
- John Simon
I suspect that many an ailurophobe hates cats only because he feels they
are better than he is - more honest, more secure, more loved, more whatever
he is not.
- Winifred Carriere
I think of a woman as something like myself.
- [translating from cat language] - Paul Gallico
I'm aloof, I like to run around outside, but I also like to curl up in
warm spots. I eat fish.
- Megan Coughlin on why she'd make a good cat
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they
don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out
all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a
cat.
- Jay Leno
Of all the creatures in the world, cats an' women has the hardest time.
- Anonymous
The catlike man is one upon whom no tricks can be played with success.
- Delphine Gay
There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to
come off as a sane person.
- Dan Greenberg
What's virtue in a man can't be vice in a cat.
- Mary Abigail Dodge
What's virtue in a man can't be virtue in a cat.
- Gail Hamilton
When cat people get together they are as single-minded as vegetarians,
or kelp and soybean addicts. For they can talk for hours about what their
cats will and will not eat. Once you meet a cat lover you will pursue
his or her cat's food predilections endlessly.
- Gladys Tabor
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only
can realize their sensitive nervous systems.
- Helen M. Winslow
If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would
deteriorate the cat.
- Mark Twain
If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself.
- Anonymous
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