So what do cats think anyway? A few cats tell us and some humans
make a few guesses.
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the
ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
- Charlotte Gray
As a housepet, I'm overqualified.
- Speaking as a cat in "How to Live with a Neurotic Cat"
- Stephen Baker
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
- Anonymous
Friendship between cats can exist, but more or less in the same way that
it can exist for a not very sociable man who spends his time in provoking
others, and who, when asked why he does not have any friends, replies:
"I would like to have them - but they are so ignoble!"
- Paul Leyhausen
Humans: No fur, no paws, no tail. They run away from mice. They never
get enough sleep. How can you help but love such an absurd animal?
- An anonymous cat on Homo Sapiens
If a cat spoke, it would say things like "Hey, I don't see the problem
here."
- Roy Blount, Jr.
If cats could talk, they would lie to you.
- Rob Kopack
Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.
- Hank Ketchum
Personally, I don't believe felines are a fad. We're here to stay.
- Morris the Cat
Quite obviously a cat trusts human beings; but she doesn't trust a cat
because she knows her better than we do.
- Karel Capek
She knows that nine lives are enough.
- Oswald Barron
The cat lives his own life; he expects you to live yours.
- Nelson A. Crawford
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